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Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 03:26 PM

Reasons To Be Cheerful 1 .. 2 ... 3
 
This is my celebration thread for 3 reasons....

1. Reaching 7000 posts

2. Not having to go to back to work till December 4th

3. Drinking alcohol for the first time since January 1st.

So yes i`m just going to sit here & slowly get more & more drunk and just post rubbish , and then when I wake up tomorrow morni.... Evening i`ll read what I got up to , realise i`ve acted like a twat and delete the lot of it :D :D :D

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 03:33 PM

you havent drank in 10 and a half months and now you just start again out of the blue? any particular reason? anyhow, congrats on 7,000 posts. Now a joke. Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant chick........................................ you can unscrew a lightbulb:laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 03:38 PM

How many women on their period does it take to change a lightbulb?

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 03:46 PM

I dont know. How many?

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 03:52 PM

3

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 03:55 PM

why 3?

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 04:03 PM

Because it just f*cking does ......OK ?

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 04:05 PM

But why 3?!

MoonlitSunshine 11-10-2006 04:11 PM

*sigh* he doesn't get it....

Merkaba 11-10-2006 04:13 PM

:laughing:

Oojay you're a numbnuts.

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 302357)
*sigh* he doesn't get it....

Yeah but you have to admit he set it up beautifully.

Maybe we should become a double act.

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 302362)
Yeah but you have to admit he set it up beautifully.

Maybe we should become a double act.

Who's on first?:laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 04:31 PM

The stripper

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 04:32 PM

What's on second.

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 04:33 PM

Her friend to lez it up a bit

[MERIT] 11-10-2006 04:37 PM

So whats your poison tonight Urban?

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 04:44 PM

I got 4 beers in the fridge , a bottle of some green stuff , and 3 bottles of jack daniels which is just about to be opened.

And if I get really desperate there`s a bottle of absinthe around here somewhere.

MURDER JUNKIE 11-10-2006 05:03 PM

Stay Away From The Absinthe!!!!

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 05:06 PM

Oh it`s only a mild one I think this one is just 82%

Mr Sensitive 11-10-2006 06:51 PM

Absinthe the devil, people drink it all the time at work, I usually have to get the bouncers to deal with them in the end.

Laces Out Dan! 11-10-2006 06:54 PM

Doesnt Absinthe like make you Hillucinate

Merkaba 11-10-2006 09:10 PM

Yeah but thats after you pass out;)

MURDER JUNKIE 11-10-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_ (Post 302393)
Doesnt Absinthe like make you Hillucinate

It makes you puke, I can tell you that from experience

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:00 PM

I`m going to hack my ear off & flog it on ebay :D

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:09 PM

:beer: wish i could celebrate with you, in person ;)

MURDER JUNKIE 11-10-2006 10:12 PM

So what made you fall off the wagon??

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 302433)
:beer: wish i could celebrate with you, in person ;)

Pardon?

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 302434)
So what made you fall off the wagon??

I was never on one.

Why did I stop drinking? Well I just never got around to it I suppose.

I had some sake on my sisters birthday when we went out for a japanese meal but thats about it.

MURDER JUNKIE 11-10-2006 10:15 PM

You must be pretty busy, I MAKE time to slay some brewski's

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:21 PM

I never really been much of a beer drinker anyway.

Most of the stuff I drink is strong spirits so I don`t tend to go around drinking those at home too often.

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 302435)
Pardon?

you know what im implying, hun

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:29 PM

I couldn`t hear you

I just hacked my own ear off :p:

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:32 PM

see, the only problem there, is, WE'RE TYPING, NOT TALKING

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:35 PM

:(

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:36 PM

i know *sad*

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:39 PM

So if your going to celebrate with me you gonna bring that hot tub :D

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:41 PM

:D sounds good

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:42 PM

Don`t bother with the bikini

Spike*Spiegel 11-10-2006 10:43 PM

hell, dont even bother with the hot tub. we'll just go straight to business

Urban Hat€monger ? 11-10-2006 10:45 PM

That would be wonderful.

But what are we gonna do after that 5 minutes is up


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