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This is my celebration thread for 3 reasons....

1. Reaching 7000 posts

2. Not having to go to back to work till December 4th

3. Drinking alcohol for the first time since January 1st.

So yes i`m just going to sit here & slowly get more & more drunk and just post rubbish , and then when I wake up tomorrow morni.... Evening i`ll read what I got up to , realise i`ve acted like a twat and delete the lot of it :D :D :D

you havent drank in 10 and a half months and now you just start again out of the blue? any particular reason? anyhow, congrats on 7,000 posts. Now a joke. Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant chick........................................ you can unscrew a lightbulb:laughing:

How many women on their period does it take to change a lightbulb?

I dont know. How many?

3

why 3?

*sigh* he doesn't get it....

:laughing:

Oojay you're a numbnuts.

Yeah but you have to admit he set it up beautifully.

Maybe we should become a double act.

Who's on first?:laughing:

The stripper

What's on second.

Her friend to lez it up a bit

So whats your poison tonight Urban?

I got 4 beers in the fridge , a bottle of some green stuff , and 3 bottles of jack daniels which is just about to be opened.

And if I get really desperate there`s a bottle of absinthe around here somewhere.

Oh it`s only a mild one I think this one is just 82%

Doesnt Absinthe like make you Hillucinate

Yeah but thats after you pass out;)

It makes you puke, I can tell you that from experience

I`m going to hack my ear off & flog it on ebay :D

:beer: wish i could celebrate with you, in person ;)

So what made you fall off the wagon??

Pardon?

I was never on one.

Why did I stop drinking? Well I just never got around to it I suppose.

I had some sake on my sisters birthday when we went out for a japanese meal but thats about it.

You must be pretty busy, I MAKE time to slay some brewski's

I never really been much of a beer drinker anyway.

Most of the stuff I drink is strong spirits so I don`t tend to go around drinking those at home too often.

you know what im implying, hun

I couldn`t hear you

I just hacked my own ear off :p:

see, the only problem there, is, WE'RE TYPING, NOT TALKING

:(

i know *sad*

So if your going to celebrate with me you gonna bring that hot tub :D

:D sounds good

Don`t bother with the bikini

hell, dont even bother with the hot tub. we'll just go straight to business

That would be wonderful.

But what are we gonna do after that 5 minutes is up