-Ruin A Wish- (quote)

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 04:43 PM

Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own:

eg:

me: I wish I was in porn

You: But your partners are German Shepards

got it??

me: I wish I was taller

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 04:45 PM

^but youre canadian

i wish i could bench press 300lbs.

bruise_violet · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

But then you have no penis.

I wish I could live in Wonderland.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 04:50 PM

^but you have a penis

i wish i was a professional wrestler.

swim · 11-01-2006, 04:53 PM

but then you couldn't afford beer.

I wish I knew decent musicians

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 04:54 PM

^but youre a pedophile

i wish i had $1 million

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 04:55 PM

^But you accidentally spent it all on Hello Kitty memorabilia

I wish I had shoes which could make me fly, like that Greek dude with the winged shoes...

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 05:02 PM

But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude

I wish I was retired

bruise_violet · 11-01-2006, 05:05 PM

But you can't get it up because you are 90

I wish I had amazing clothes.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-01-2006, 05:08 PM

For midgets

I wish I had a boss who paid me too much

11-01-2006, 04:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	-Ruin A Wish- Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own: eg: me: I wish I was in porn You: But your partners are German Shepards got it?? me: I wish I was taller

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	But then you have no penis. I wish I could live in Wonderland. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

11-01-2006, 04:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	but then you couldn't afford beer. I wish I knew decent musicians __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

11-01-2006, 05:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	But you can't get it up because you are 90 I wish I had amazing clothes. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

11-01-2006, 05:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	For midgets I wish I had a boss who paid me too much __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-01-2006, 04:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	^but youre canadian i wish i could bench press 300lbs.

11-01-2006, 04:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	^but you have a penis i wish i was a professional wrestler.

11-01-2006, 04:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	^but youre a pedophile i wish i had $1 million

11-01-2006, 05:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude I wish I was retired