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Old 11-01-2006, 09:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:35 PM   #32 (permalink)
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but then you would have no money left for the whores.

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but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.




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Old 11-01-2006, 09:40 PM   #33 (permalink)
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but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.
dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.
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dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

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but then people would think you were gay and have AIDS like Freddy Mercury.




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Old 11-01-2006, 11:22 PM   #35 (permalink)
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but it is maxxed out with ghey porn

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Old 11-01-2006, 11:26 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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but bad sex makes you sleep more

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Old 11-02-2006, 10:21 AM   #38 (permalink)
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^but im right here



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Old 11-02-2006, 11:28 AM   #39 (permalink)
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But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink.

I wish I home geting stoned.
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