Granted, but you don't know english.

I wish I was a better cook.

that specializes in great big fat juicy steaks.

I wanna travel the world in first class

Granted, but you don't stop at any countries, you just fly...

I wish I had every bit of make-up every created by Urban Decay.

You get them and the next day you are horribly disfigured in a house fire.

I wish my son grows up to captain United and England.

But he is flamboyantly ghey and leads the ghey pride parade in Manchester every year

I wish I had sex with my wife more :(

Instead of the guy next door

I want a hot neighbour who sunbathes in a bikini all day

^but then your dog would get jealous




I wish God would smite all my enemies.

I actually laughed out loud to that, nice one...........................asswipe :bringit:

.........well God........Im still waiting:laughing:

F*ck!!!

I didn't even see this one, you ass holes are vicious

It's ON BITCHES!!!! :bringit: