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PM's people!!
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and MJ's right. we should take this to pms. I imagine Urban'll start getting a kick outta deleting these things. |
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Just remember none of them can top bush (a republican) |
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i hope you both get banned. youve got a problem with shutting the **** up after youve been warned, when youre together
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Damn this thread went to hell in a handbasket
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Ma Cherie wished that me and ooj would stop spamming this thread with politics.
your wish is granted but now ooj's started an entire thread on the subject I wish i could get a foot massage |
I`ll massage your head with my foot ............ hard :D
I could murder a dairy milk right now |
^Granted, but youre lactose intolerant and on the toilet for 6 straight hours.
I wish i had remembered to re-register to vote after i moved earlier this year. |
granted but you still voted democrat
i wish there was some more decisive news about the senate races |
^Didn't you hear? The enter senate just got assassinated!
I wish I had a penis. |
^granted, but its up your ass.
I wish the semester was over. |
granted
but you've got 5 more to go i wish i had $300 |
its on the night stand, next to your last client's condom
i wish jaz wasnt sick :( |
I don't know who or what Jaz is, but I'm gunna assume it was a he and say he was dying from AIDS long before he was sick
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F*ck... lol sorry bout that.
I wish I could drink all the grog in my back fridge |
But then somehow you'd get raped by your next door neighbor.
I wish time went faster. |
but then you'd look even uglier
i wish it were sunny |
^but then youd get melanoma
I wish I had mind bullets |
^If only you knew what the **** they were
I wish oojay wasn't such a prick |
yah but then you'd be the prick
i wish i ae alittle less at dinner |
^but then youd be hungry and binge on twinkies
I wish Tardis wasnt so blatantly homoerotic |
I never thought i`d see the day when someone who watches muscular men in lycra rolling around grabbing each other would ever complain about something being too homoerotic :laughing:
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I wish urban didn't have a knack for pointing out the obvious |
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to get back on track with the wish bashing . . . .
I wish I had a roasted chicken and a bowl of mashed potaotes with a lot of gravy |
But the gravy was made with puppy blood and homeless person urine
and flour of course I wish i lived in Seattle |
but then you'd be living in seattle.
I wish I had a robot. |
Sex robots aren't invented yet, even if they were, they don't fit your needs sorry:(
I wish I had the time to finish Legend of Dragoon |
^but then you would be left with no goals in your life
I wish my neck didnt still hurt from headbanging at a concert the other night. |
^ It will once the blood clot in your brain overwhelmes it.
I wish Pete Doherty would hurry up and have an overdose. |
Sh*t
I was going to post here but then I realised I don`t want to ruin that wish |
I saw him on the tele last night...now I want him dead.
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