but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.

but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.




I wish MJ's avatar would pay me a visit.

:laughing: dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.

but then people would think you were gay and have AIDS like Freddy Mercury.




I wish I had a bigger hard drive

but it is maxxed out with ghey porn

I wish I had a new car

You can't cos I just bought it.

I wish I could wake up earlier.

but bad sex makes you sleep more

i wish i knew what i like

^but im right here;)



i wish it was winter break

But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink.

I wish I home geting stoned.

but getting stoned makes you wanna hump dogs

i wish i knew french