Granted, but you don't know english.

I wish I was a better cook.

that specializes in great big fat juicy steaks.

I wanna travel the world in first class

Granted, but you don't stop at any countries, you just fly...

I wish I had every bit of make-up every created by Urban Decay.

You get them and the next day you are horribly disfigured in a house fire.

I wish my son grows up to captain United and England.

But he is flamboyantly ghey and leads the ghey pride parade in Manchester every year

I wish I had sex with my wife more :(

Instead of the guy next door

I want a hot neighbour who sunbathes in a bikini all day

^but then your dog would get jealous




I wish God would smite all my enemies.

I actually laughed out loud to that, nice one...........................asswipe :bringit:

.........well God........Im still waiting:laughing:

F*ck!!!

I didn't even see this one, you ass holes are vicious

It's ON BITCHES!!!! :bringit:

murderjunkie, for the love of god change your avatar
i dont have anything left to barf up

Props to urban, that was magnificent:laughing:

Thank you! Somebody said it!

meh i dont mind it, im suprised a moderator guy didnt tell him to take it off. although shes kinda ugly.

i wish i could play every instrument perfectly.

Then too many people would ask you to be in their band and you'd end up killing yourself over the stress.

I wish I had a 05 mustang because they were hot.

But then you'd be outdone by your car.

I wish I didn't have homework to do

You dont have to do it, but you'll fail.

I wish I didnt know about my suprise b-day party my moms throwing today(lol)

^but then youd just be naive



I wish I had $3,000 and 6 months free time to go to pro wrestling school

^But then you would never get any action because you're a wrestler.
I wish I had Final Fantasy XII

but then id kick you in the box

I wish i had Madden 07.

Deal, but I get your console:p:

I wish I had some more money!

k, but you use it to buy pot, and i steal it

i wish, that the turtle in bio calss would be free'd

But then it would be free to kill you.

I wish I was drinking RIGHT NOW

^but you'd get drunk and Raine would take advantage of you



I wish I had a PS3

but then you would realize that you just wasted $600 on something that doesn't have anything good as of yet.



I wish my rice was sticky again so I could actually eat it.

^ But then it would glue your mouth together, and you could never eat, drink or smoke again!

I wish I had a proper programme to download music.

^but then you would be overjoyed and start acting all giddy an gay


I wish I had a fax machine so I wouldnt have to drive 15 miles just to get a signature.

^ granted but the fax machine needs a telephone line and yours has just been disconnected

v i want myfriend to come back over (or any guy with functional appendages)

^but id wear you out and your boyfriend would get suspicious



I wish i had a jetpack

but id fill it with laughing gas
i want to get that medieval warfare chainmail

fine but it's old and the metal started to oxidize.

i want chicken gorgonzola

hence it being medieval?? old yeah

ok but the point is if it's old, chances are a single touch could break it in some cases.

in any event. what about my chicken.

^but its too hot and you burn your mouth



I wish Hardee's delivered

they do but they didn't give yuo what you wanted.

i wish i didn't have practice tomorrow

^but then you'd suck



I wish Raine would stop hitting on me all the time

i did but now no one pays any attention to you

i wish my boyfriend could've stayed longer

that was REALLY mean.


^but then you would start doing it and realize he was actually a biologic female.




I wish I had a faster CPU.

sex is sex.

in any event you can have the faster virus infested cpu

i want french fries

^granted, but they get cold and cold fries suck



I wish I had $35 so i could have ordered the WWE Cyber Sunday PPV