But they're all too small for you.

I wish I could shoot laser beams, as an when desired, from my eyes.

As a rent-boy.

Laser beam thing, like I've already said ^.

Bright pink ones giving you a huge enthusiastic following in the gay community.

I want Swindon in the Premier League again

but soccer is gay



i wish i had a turkey sandwich right now

you do. but i'm gonna eat it

i wish i didn't have to go to shcool tomorrow

You didn`t until a teacher logged on & saw your awful spelling of the word school.

I want to go to a bar & throw one of the doorstaff out

^but youre a british girly-man



i wish my computer class would get out early

i would make the wish come trube but you and i both know you're madly in love with the teacher

i want ice cream

:rofl: im gonna let him read this:laughing:

i don't get it