^but then what would you complain about?



I wish it was Thanksgiving

but then youd eat to much

i wish ym feet were not size 16

^but then you would buy 100 pairs of shoes and turn queer



I wish I didnt have 3 tests this week:(

But if you didn't, you'd spend the your study time masturbating.


I wish this week was over.

that wouldnt really ruin his wish

but then you'd have nothing to do because you have no life

i wish i could go anywhere i wanted for free

^but then youd never leave bungalowbill's bedroom:rofl:



I wish my niece's new Powerwheels Barbie-mobile would put itself together

So you can play with it

I want to dress up in tinfoil , knock on my neighbours door and say i`m an alien and I need a cup of sugar.

But that would break the terms of the restraining order they put on you.

I wish I could give up smoking...

^but then you take up chewing tobacco and all your teeth fall out



I wish I had a Nintendo Wii and a PS3.