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Old 12-02-2006, 12:24 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I simply say: "Raine, may I please have my title back?" And you cordially return it to me. Then I grab your ass and show you who's boss. All the while your brother is preoccupied watching reruns of M*A*S*H.
You say "Raine, may I please have my title back?"
and i say: depends on what you'll do for it.

You start taking off your clothes, and mildly impressed and decide that for your troubles you should at least get a gift certificate to toys r us.

i walk out the door with my belt and beat my bro up for not keeping little boys like you out of the vaccinity.
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:27 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:34 PM   #123 (permalink)
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You say "Raine, may I please have my title back?"
and i say: depends on what you'll do for it.

You start taking off your clothes, and mildly impressed and decide that for your troubles you should at least get a gift certificate to toys r us.

i walk out the door with my belt and beat my bro up for not keeping little boys like you out of the vaccinity.
i go to toys r us and buy a replica belt and sneak into your bedroom and replace it for the real one. i then stick your fingers in warm water and leave with my belt.
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:37 PM   #124 (permalink)
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i go to toys r us and buy a replica belt and sneak into your bedroom and replace it for the real one. i then stick your fingers in warm water and leave with my belt.
you stick my fingers in warm water and it stimulates my ras and I'm instantly awake. i mistake you for mark walhberg and you let me have my way with you.
i realize that you're not too bad and tie you to the bed.

I see my belt around your waist, take it off, and lay it on the dresser.
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I escape your clutches, and have the belt surgically attached to my waist.
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:41 PM   #126 (permalink)
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I escape your clutches, and have the belt surgically attached to my waist.
i detach the belt from your waist. and straddle your waist because it reduces the pain.
while you're recovering i have the belt stored in a safe.
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the belt that was surgiccaly attached grows back. your belt is meaningless. Still champ
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:45 PM   #128 (permalink)
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the belt that was surgiccaly attached grows back. your belt is meaningless. Still champ
no. now there's two champs.

this puts a dent int hings
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:49 PM   #129 (permalink)
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no. now there's two champs.

this puts a dent int hings
You can keep your belt. My belt is the MB World Heavywieght Championship, meaning you must be a heavyweight to hold it. Since you are a 100 lb. asian sex goddes, you are technically not big enought to be considered a heavyweight, and cant compete for my title. Do what you will with your belt.
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Old 12-02-2006, 12:51 PM   #130 (permalink)
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You can keep your belt. My belt is the MB World Heavywieght Championship, meaning you must be a heavyweight to hold it. Since you are a 100 lb. asian sex goddes, you are technically not big enought to be considered a heavyweight, and cant compete for my title. Do what you will with your belt.
i weigh 142.

i don't want a light weight title. i want yours.

i take your belt off and eat.

all your physical attributed disappear when i digest you.
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