[MERIT]

too bad while you were gone to my house i had my evil twin kidnap your boyfriend, never to be seen again. so your sexual casanova turns out to be me in a mask. you are so thoroughly impressed that you give me the belt, all the pizzas, and non-expiring boob privelages.

Raine

I actually don't know what to say.

. . . . . .
Your evil twin wasn't quite satisfactory and very much a 1 minute man.
I go to your house, and to keep your non expiring boob privileges you just give me the belt.
While you're having fun with my boobs I watch a mark wahlberg movie and fantasize about a real man.

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[MERIT]

you soon realize that mark wahlberg is a robot, and no man will ever be that good. you then realize that im as close to Mark Wahlberg as youll ever get. i then trade you boob privelages for my chest in exchange for my belt, which i then insure for $1 billion and hire Jet Li to protect it for me.

Raine

I reject your idea of allowing me privileges to your chest.
you hire jet li to protect your belt from me. but when jet li realizes that i'm asian and he's asian he figure he'll just give me the belt.
there goes you 1 billion dollars (all of the money you have) down the drain.
But jet li uses the money you paid him to wine and dine and seduce me.
and it works.

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[MERIT]

i show Jet Li that my pro wretling skills trump his martial arts and i tie him into a human pretzel. you burst out into laughter when you see his tiny asian wiener and come back to Mark "oojay" Wahlber. I then take back my belt, and slap your ass for good measeure.

Raine

smaller they are the easier to swallow.

I whine and beg for forgiveness, you forgive me, we have sex, and i take the belt. you're so gullible

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[MERIT]

i pull your groin and youre injured and unable to defend your title for the next umpteen billion years. i am the champion by default

Raine

you attempt to pull my groin, i scream rape, bash your nuts in, and let those brutes in prison have my left overs.

I take the belt and move next door to my big brother who'll protect me from ruthless thugs like you.

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Urban Hat€monger ?

Gets bored & changed TV channel

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[MERIT]

I simply say: "Raine, may I please have my title back?" And you cordially return it to me. Then I grab your ass and show you who's boss. All the while your brother is preoccupied watching reruns of M*A*S*H.