Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion (house, pop, albums, Harp, Hang)

Raine · 12-02-2006, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

i pull your groin and youre injured and unable to defend your title for the next umpteen billion years. i am the champion by default

you attempt to pull my groin, i scream rape, bash your nuts in, and let those brutes in prison have my left overs.

I take the belt and move next door to my big brother who'll protect me from ruthless thugs like you.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-02-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

you attempt to pull my groin, i scream rape, bash your nuts in, and let those brutes in prison have my left overs.

I take the belt and move next door to my big brother who'll protect me from ruthless thugs like you.

I simply say: "Raine, may I please have my title back?" And you cordially return it to me. Then I grab your ass and show you who's boss. All the while your brother is preoccupied watching reruns of M*A*S*H.

Raine · 12-02-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

I simply say: "Raine, may I please have my title back?" And you cordially return it to me. Then I grab your ass and show you who's boss. All the while your brother is preoccupied watching reruns of M*A*S*H.

You say "Raine, may I please have my title back?"
and i say: depends on what you'll do for it.

You start taking off your clothes, and mildly impressed and decide that for your troubles you should at least get a gift certificate to toys r us.

i walk out the door with my belt and beat my bro up for not keeping little boys like you out of the vaccinity.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-02-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

You say "Raine, may I please have my title back?"
and i say: depends on what you'll do for it.

You start taking off your clothes, and mildly impressed and decide that for your troubles you should at least get a gift certificate to toys r us.

i walk out the door with my belt and beat my bro up for not keeping little boys like you out of the vaccinity.

i go to toys r us and buy a replica belt and sneak into your bedroom and replace it for the real one. i then stick your fingers in warm water and leave with my belt.

Raine · 12-02-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

i go to toys r us and buy a replica belt and sneak into your bedroom and replace it for the real one. i then stick your fingers in warm water and leave with my belt.

you stick my fingers in warm water and it stimulates my ras and I'm instantly awake. i mistake you for mark walhberg and you let me have my way with you.
i realize that you're not too bad and tie you to the bed.

I see my belt around your waist, take it off, and lay it on the dresser.

Mr Sensitive · 12-02-2006, 11:27 AM

This page is fucked up man.

12-02-2006, 11:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 789	This page is fucked up man. __________________