Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion (house, pop, albums, Harp, Hang)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-26-2006, 10:15 PM

I'm kinda "borrowing" this from another forum. Heres how it works: The Musicbanter World Heavyweight Championship (WHC) is vacant. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion ( via pin, submission, etc) and youre the new champ. Ill start. I run to the ring and kick Merkaba in the nuts and put him in an ankle lock. He taps. New Champ! Bring it on!

edit: Heres what the belt looks like

Laces Out Dan! · 10-26-2006, 10:28 PM

I would hit you with a high kick that would stun you, take you down, get full mount, and ground and pound you until knockout or referee interferance.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-26-2006, 11:09 PM

i break a beer bottle over your head, then roll you up for the 1-2-3. New Champ!

Blain · 10-27-2006, 02:24 AM

I bring in my best friend, who will watch the fight. I'll be getting headlocked and from behind Chuck Norris (My friend) will roundhouse kick you and the ref. And as I recieve my belt I'll be all like BYAHH!!!

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-27-2006, 10:32 AM

oh yeah?! ill powerbomb your ass onto 1,000 razor sharp tacks, put you in the corner with a trash can infront of your face, climb the opposite turnbuckle, and jump coast to coast and kick the trash can right into your face. 1-2-3 New Champ!

DontRunMeOver · 10-27-2006, 10:45 AM

I'll wheel a TV into the ring on a long extension and a trolley on which amyl nitrates, oranges, a chair, a ladder, a tie, a gimp mask, a banana and some vaseline. I'll pop on a DVD of midget porn and run as fast as I can out of the arena, to return two hours later. During my absence, Oojay will have been so aroused by the midget porn (he loves it) that he'll end up hanging himself in a bout of auto-erotic-asphyxiation gone wrong, Hutchence stylee. He will also be found to have a banana up his ass. As per usual.

I will be declared champion by default.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-27-2006, 10:59 AM

I awake form my hanging as DRMO is celebrating his victory. He turns around and I act like im gonna hit him, he is so scared that he poops his pants and passes out. 1-2-3 New Champ!

tdoc210 · 10-27-2006, 05:39 PM

laughs at your extreme ***ness, and you spontaneoulsly combust, into the 7 essential elements

Sneer · 10-27-2006, 07:35 PM

is this wrestling role play i see?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-27-2006, 08:12 PM

whack mamagarmr in the head with a kendo stick (sandman style) and lock in a rear naked choke. his ass taps out. New Champ!

10-26-2006, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion I'm kinda "borrowing" this from another forum. Heres how it works: The Musicbanter World Heavyweight Championship (WHC) is vacant. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion ( via pin, submission, etc) and youre the new champ. Ill start. I run to the ring and kick Merkaba in the nuts and put him in an ankle lock. He taps. New Champ! Bring it on! edit: Heres what the belt looks like

10-26-2006, 10:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I would hit you with a high kick that would stun you, take you down, get full mount, and ground and pound you until knockout or referee interferance. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

10-27-2006, 05:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	laughs at your extreme ***ness, and you spontaneoulsly combust, into the 7 essential elements __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

10-27-2006, 07:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	is this wrestling role play i see? __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

10-26-2006, 11:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	i break a beer bottle over your head, then roll you up for the 1-2-3. New Champ!

10-27-2006, 02:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	I bring in my best friend, who will watch the fight. I'll be getting headlocked and from behind Chuck Norris (My friend) will roundhouse kick you and the ref. And as I recieve my belt I'll be all like BYAHH!!!

10-27-2006, 10:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	oh yeah?! ill powerbomb your ass onto 1,000 razor sharp tacks, put you in the corner with a trash can infront of your face, climb the opposite turnbuckle, and jump coast to coast and kick the trash can right into your face. 1-2-3 New Champ!

10-27-2006, 10:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I awake form my hanging as DRMO is celebrating his victory. He turns around and I act like im gonna hit him, he is so scared that he poops his pants and passes out. 1-2-3 New Champ!

10-27-2006, 08:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	whack mamagarmr in the head with a kendo stick (sandman style) and lock in a rear naked choke. his ass taps out. New Champ!