Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion (electronic, dance, house, track, quote)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

I put some clothes on, followed you to the nearest mc donald's. sat down with you at the table, slipped you the tongue, and you dropped the belt when you made a grab fomr some part of my body.
Anyways, I leave you there bewildered because the hottest thing youe evr saw just walked up to you and kissed you for no apparent reason.

And for dropping the belt into my lap (literally) i paid you handsomely. $200 bucks is all you were worth.
have fun with the dollar menu

i order 200 McChickens and hand them out to homeless guys in exchange for stealing my belt back from you. so unless youre will to slip them all the tongue too.................

Raine · 11-09-2006, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

i order 200 McChickens and hand them out to homeless guys in exchange for stealing my belt back from you. so unless youre will to slip them all the tongue too.................

for the title, i might even consider slipping bush some tongue.

I implanted a gps tracking device in your mcdonald's sandwich and I track yuo back tot he woods, find you sleeping. i steal the belt, set some trees on fire and get out.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-10-2006, 11:04 AM

I wake up and have to piss, thus putting the forest fire out. I then create a fake belt out of chocolate, track you back to your house, and replace the real belt with the chocolate one, with you none the wiser. Now I have my belt, and you have a 2 foot Hershey bar strapped around your waist

Raine · 11-10-2006, 05:15 PM

you must piss like a race horse then.

I eat the chocolate belt, trace it back to it's source (you) and eat you. And take the belt.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-10-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

you must piss like a race horse then.

I eat the chocolate belt, trace it back to it's source (you) and eat you. And take the belt.

I call you emo and you get so offended that you throw the belt at me and walk away.

Raine · 11-10-2006, 11:37 PM

you call me emo and i break your neck (and a ton of other body parts) into a zillion pieces and go find the belt amongst your remains.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-15-2006, 04:18 PM

I glue myself back together with some crazy glue. I than google your name to find out where you go to school. I put on a fake handlebar moustache, enroll as an Estonian foreign exchange student, befriend you, bed you, and steal the belt back while your passed out from exhaustion.

Raine · 11-15-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I glue myself back together with some crazy glue. I than google your name to find out where you go to school. I put on a fake handlebar moustache, enroll as an Estonian foreign exchange student, befriend you, bed you, and steal the belt back while your passed out from exhaustion.

you don't have to go through all that trouble. I'd roll over on my back if you just asked.
and if you're any good I'd just give you the belt.

In any event, I ask for more and once you pass out from exhaustion I'll just steal the belt back from you

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-15-2006, 08:54 PM

I call the police and report my belt stolen. They promptly arrest you and return it to me. For some odd reason, I think you'll enjoy prison

Raine · 11-17-2006, 04:27 PM

I break out of prison steal the belt back from you and I'm now on the run with the belt. try and get it now

11-10-2006, 05:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	you must piss like a race horse then. I eat the chocolate belt, trace it back to it's source (you) and eat you. And take the belt. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

11-10-2006, 11:37 PM	#76 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	you call me emo and i break your neck (and a ton of other body parts) into a zillion pieces and go find the belt amongst your remains. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

11-17-2006, 04:27 PM	#80 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I break out of prison steal the belt back from you and I'm now on the run with the belt. try and get it now __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

11-10-2006, 11:04 AM	#73 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I wake up and have to piss, thus putting the forest fire out. I then create a fake belt out of chocolate, track you back to your house, and replace the real belt with the chocolate one, with you none the wiser. Now I have my belt, and you have a 2 foot Hershey bar strapped around your waist

11-15-2006, 04:18 PM	#77 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I glue myself back together with some crazy glue. I than google your name to find out where you go to school. I put on a fake handlebar moustache, enroll as an Estonian foreign exchange student, befriend you, bed you, and steal the belt back while your passed out from exhaustion.

11-15-2006, 08:54 PM	#79 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I call the police and report my belt stolen. They promptly arrest you and return it to me. For some odd reason, I think you'll enjoy prison