Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion (house, The Police, Kiss, mc, title)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

just to be sure that I am the reigning MB heavy weight champ. I am going to lock oojay in a room with some a few starved panthers.

but I get hungry too and decide to barbecue them. mmmmmmm. tastes like chicken. And check out the sig Raine, and dont forget it!

Raine · 11-09-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

but I get hungry too and decide to barbecue them. mmmmmmm. tastes like chicken. And check out the sig Raine, and dont forget it!

you still didn't get the belt back from me.

PS: ooj, there's an error with your sig.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 10:54 PM

i use the bones from the dead panthers as drum sticks, and play an indian voodoo song until you are hypnotized and let me out of the room. I then retrieve my belt, lock you in the room, and put a years worth of Cosmogirl mags in there to keep you preoccupied. then i use my indian voodoo to turn invisible. try to find me now!

Raine · 11-09-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

i use the bones from the dead panthers as drum sticks, and play an indian voodoo song until you are hypnotized and let me out of the room. I then retrieve my belt, lock you in the room, and put a years worth of Cosmogirl mags in there to keep you preoccupied. then i use my indian voodoo to turn invisible. try to find me now!

I can feel your presence in my bedroom watching me change into my pjs

I do a little dance in front of the mirror your voooo wears off, I grab the belt while you're staring off at some part of my body and I walk away to get me a midnight snack and leave you standing there drooling.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

I can feel your presence in my bedroom watching me change into my pjs

I do a little dance in front of the mirror your voooo wears off, I grab the belt while you're staring off at some part of my body and I walk away to get me a midnight snack and leave you standing there drooling.

I can see it now...........................wait. where was I? oh yeah. Unbeknownst to Raine, i have spiked every food in her house with everclear, making her instantly drunk. I convince her to play a friendly game of twister with me, before retrieving my belt, tucking her nicely in bed, and putting her fingers in a glass of warm water. *New Champ*

Raine · 11-09-2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I can see it now...........................wait. where was I? oh yeah. Unbeknownst to Raine, i have spiked every food in her house with everclear, making her instantly drunk. I convince her to play a friendly game of twister with me, before retrieving my belt, tucking her nicely in bed, and putting her fingers in a glass of warm water. *New Champ*

we're playing nakes twister and i some how fall on top of you and you have no desire to get up. while your eyes are glued to my chest, i take the belt off you and run merrily off. although stagger is more like since i'm drunk and my balance and coordination is off.
you lay there on the mat watching my ass as I disappear

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

we're playing nakes twister and i some how fall on top of you and you have no desire to get up. while your eyes are glued to my chest, i take the belt off you and run merrily off. although stagger is more like since i'm drunk and my balance and coordination is off.
you lay there on the mat watching my ass as I disappear

im sooooooo tempted to sig this post

Raine · 11-09-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

im sooooooo tempted to sig this post

i take it that I'm still the champ

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-09-2006, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

we're playing nakes twister and i some how fall on top of you and you have no desire to get up. while your eyes are glued to my chest, i take the belt off you and run merrily off. although stagger is more like since i'm drunk and my balance and coordination is off.
you lay there on the mat watching my ass as I disappear

that game of twister is what you call a "win-win situation"

. i secretely slicked the floor down with baby oil causing you to slip and fall as you try to run away. while on the ground, you find your old lego set underneath the sofa. youre too busy playing with them to realize that i took my belt, along with whatever dignity i had left, and went to McDonalds to recharge.

Raine · 11-09-2006, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

that game of twister is what you call a "win-win situation"

. i secretely slicked the floor down with baby oil causing you to slip and fall as you try to run away. while on the ground, you find your old lego set underneath the sofa. youre too busy playing with them to realize that i took my belt, along with whatever dignity i had left, and went to McDonalds to recharge.

I put some clothes on, followed you to the nearest mc donald's. sat down with you at the table, slipped you the tongue, and you dropped the belt when you made a grab fomr some part of my body.
Anyways, I leave you there bewildered because the hottest thing youe evr saw just walked up to you and kissed you for no apparent reason.

And for dropping the belt into my lap (literally) i paid you handsomely. $200 bucks is all you were worth.
have fun with the dollar menu

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	i use the bones from the dead panthers as drum sticks, and play an indian voodoo song until you are hypnotized and let me out of the room. I then retrieve my belt, lock you in the room, and put a years worth of Cosmogirl mags in there to keep you preoccupied. then i use my indian voodoo to turn invisible. try to find me now!