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I do this to you. I'm the champ, your ass is dead and can't win the title back.

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Pinfall bitch.

You never died in the first place or rose from the dead, but you've been having a near death experience fantasy that involved you winning. We're assembled here illegally. We watch you drool and contort and occasionally laugh in anguished triumph for 20 minutes before deciding that it's best to just off you instead of having to deal with an ambulance or hospital. I give you a final kick to the head and everyone goes home to their families after the smoke from the furnace turns less black.

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World champion

I'll shove a hot curling iron wrapped in barbed wire down your throat then start twisting as your family is forced to watch.

Does somebody need a hug?

Woah, I didn't know it was that kinda wrestling match.

Keep your fantasies to yourself :crazy:

It's actually a BEARHUG submission hold. You pass out and DIE. I get the 3-count and win back MY belt!

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I don't want that stupid belt anyways, it's really inefficient at doing it's job. So keep your flamboyantly useless belt and I'll keep my pants tightly attached at the waste with a better one where I don't have weird men in speedos oiling themselves up and trying to pin me on the ground for it.

sig worthy.

Calling Dr. Freud.

Disqualified for unnecessary use of capitalization. Belt goes to the former holder whoever that is.

Also me

I hit [MERIT] with a club and knock him out, thereby claiming the title.

I drop Pet_Sounds with a Stone Cold Stunner. Then I use Ric Flair's figure four leg lock to make him tap out.

*NEW CHAMP*

I'm the heaviest except for maybe Batlord. Therefore I'm the champion.

*New Champ*

I hit you over the head with a baseball bat. Strength cant beat the ol' bat.

Well looks like Merit was disqualified.