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Old 11-09-2006, 01:29 PM   #41 (permalink)
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buys company & retires belt

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Old 11-09-2006, 01:33 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Just kidding Oojay
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:39 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I sell my sperm to raise enough money to buy the company back, then appoint Urban to referee all of the Bra and Panties diva matches (just for good measure). I hold an open tournament where in I proceed to beat every MuBa within an inch of their life, and I am declared the New MB WHC!!!
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:42 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Oojays sperm is declared to be unfertile & is sued and loses his money thus making the transaction null & void.

The new management (me) declares that all wrestlers must fight in the following ring attire....

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I choke Urban out with my vividly colored ascott, and pin him to become the new champ.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:53 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I choke Urban out with my vividly colored ascott, and pin him to become the new champ.
Dressed in an electric pink lycra jumpsuit & matching scarf.
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:16 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I left my dress, and oojay hands over the belt. For good measure, I let him make a tent out of my dress and live there.
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:22 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I left my dress, and oojay hands over the belt. For good measure, I let him make a tent out of my dress and live there.
I rejected Raine's "dress tent" (seeing as how i had already pitched a trouser tent) and then tell her she looks fat, sending her into a downward spiral of emotion (as it would any woman). while she is sulking i grab my belt and walk out the front door.
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:30 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I rejected Raine's "dress tent" (seeing as how i had already pitched a trouser tent) and then tell her she looks fat, sending her into a downward spiral of emotion (as it would any woman). while she is sulking i grab my belt and walk out the front door.
you're either under my dress or chained tot he bed. the only one grabbing anything is me.
and I just grabbed the belt from around your slim little waist.
(you will remain chained to the bed until I'm satisfied)
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Will our hero ever escape the clutches of the evil Dr. Raine? Will he ever get his precious title belt back? Tune in next time. Dun! Dun! Dun!
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