*pulls out a mac 10 and sprays a f*cker*


I win

I was wearin' a vest like Tupac muthfucka. I snatch that gat and whip yo ass wit it. New Champ Bitch!

i concealed explosives in your "tupac vest muth****a", resulting in you exploding and me winning, making me even more of a "tupac muth****a" than you were, or ever will be. i am the successor.

I climb to the top of a 20 foot ladder and do a shooting star press on your punk ass. Then, just for good measure, I stomp on your nuts until you die..............New Champ.

You can't do that! You just exploded there is no way to dodge a close proximity explosion with no knowledge of it happening. ledzep wins by default.

I head butt you both (Andre style) and then lay you in the 69 position, put my foot on you, and 1-2-3 New Champ!

i just charged and ran your butt outta the ring.

I am
the champ :laughing:

I show you my manhood and you get your eyes poked out by it. I put you in a boob-lock until you tap. New Champ!

*Cuts your fucking head off*
Done.

But I return from the dead (ala Undertaker @ Wrestlemania 20) and chokeslam you straigh to hell. 1-2-3 New Champ.





edit: the goal is to be creative with your style of victory, not to kill everone off. so even if someone "kills" you, you can still come back and take their belt. its all in good fun.