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Old 01-05-2018, 11:41 PM   #201 (permalink)
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I do this to you. I'm the champ, your ass is dead and can't win the title back.
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Old 01-05-2018, 11:59 PM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2018, 12:00 AM   #203 (permalink)
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*twitching and seizing*
You never died in the first place or rose from the dead, but you've been having a near death experience fantasy that involved you winning. We're assembled here illegally. We watch you drool and contort and occasionally laugh in anguished triumph for 20 minutes before deciding that it's best to just off you instead of having to deal with an ambulance or hospital. I give you a final kick to the head and everyone goes home to their families after the smoke from the furnace turns less black.







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Old 01-06-2018, 01:27 AM   #204 (permalink)
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I'll shove a hot curling iron wrapped in barbed wire down your throat then start twisting as your family is forced to watch.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-06-2018, 01:53 AM   #205 (permalink)
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I'll shove a hot curling iron wrapped in barbed wire down your throat then start twisting as your family is forced to watch.
Does somebody need a hug?
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:03 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Woah, I didn't know it was that kinda wrestling match.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-06-2018, 03:49 AM   #207 (permalink)
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Woah, I didn't know it was that kinda wrestling match.
Keep your fantasies to yourself

It's actually a BEARHUG submission hold. You pass out and DIE. I get the 3-count and win back MY belt!
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:53 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Keep your fantasies to yourself

It's actually a BEARHUG submission hold. You pass out and DIE. I get the 3-count and win back MY belt!
I don't want that stupid belt anyways, it's really inefficient at doing it's job. So keep your flamboyantly useless belt and I'll keep my pants tightly attached at the waste with a better one where I don't have weird men in speedos oiling themselves up and trying to pin me on the ground for it.
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Old 01-06-2018, 11:40 AM   #209 (permalink)
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I don't want that stupid belt anyways, it's really inefficient at doing it's job. So keep your flamboyantly useless belt and I'll keep my pants tightly attached at the waste with a better one where I don't have weird men in speedos oiling themselves up and trying to pin me on the ground for it.
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Old 01-06-2018, 11:55 AM   #210 (permalink)
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I don't want that stupid belt anyways, it's really inefficient at doing it's job. So keep your flamboyantly useless belt and I'll keep my pants tightly attached at the waste with a better one where I don't have weird men in speedos oiling themselves up and trying to pin me on the ground for it.
Calling Dr. Freud.
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