as a thanksgiving after thought, I have my way with you, stuff you, and put you in a very large oven to bake.

Ladies, come eat :laughing:

I punch you in the ovary and run off with my title. New Champ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, heres how I do it...

I walk into your room with a Tapir, and I say "This is the Tapir, it has the largest penis to any body size ratio, you have one of the smallest. My Tapir ****s all over you." You faint at the size of it's penis, then rather than me pissing on you my Tapir does it and it walks out with style.

you realize that what you just typed is retarded and makes you appear to have down syndrome, so you forfeit the belt to me and walk out in shame.

Pwnt:(

Nuclear Holocaust...

Roaches are new champ.

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Nuclear holocaust? good thing im not jewish. I squish the roaches and take back my belt.

I sneak a radioactive roach into your food. it secretes nuclear waste into your system you die and I take the belt.

Thank God for that nuclear holocaust

ive been living next to a nuclear reactor and built up an immunity. i track you down at your boyfriends house and order 200 pizzas in his name. when they deliver them he cant pay and you laugh at him and leave him for me, belt and all.

I hit on the delivery boy, get a discount, pay the newly reduced price, walk to yuor house, knock on the door, rip the belt off your waist, go back to my boyfriend's and have sex.