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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver (Post 288281)

Wow, that's a weird coincidence.

Not unless drunk and sober are the same thing.

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver (Post 288281)

Doesn't life just go in circles!

Only if your going nowhere Tom!

A warning to you all, if you're ever in a bar in Wales and you see a drunk and pretty bitter Welshman with messy hair, pale skin with a Radiohead T-shirt on, who is advancing towards you with his fists raised in the manner of a Victorian gentleman, it's me.

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Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive (Post 288289)

Ahhh...the village idiot. ;)

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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX (Post 288287)

I'd start something but I'd remain in the brawl and punch dumb blonde bitches as they tried to run out.

:laughing:

I think I actually came on here drunk a few days ago, I need to find what I posted.

I remember having a long drawn out conversation with my best mate where he did nothing but tell me about what a great pair of tits his girlfriend had.
Which would have been fine had she not been sitting right next to him at the time.He even told me he had pet names for them.

To this day everytime I see her the words Pinky & Perky enter into my head.

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Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive (Post 288292)

I think I actually came on here drunk a few days ago, I need to find what I posted.

Was it this one?

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Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive (Post 287804)

inm fufcko9jgn drunk GINA where's ****ing reight track, i ****ing love right track

Cause that shit was funny.

That's the one.

I would like to apologize to right-track, I must have scarred you for life.

I have barfights down to a science so I will fill you in on my defence mechanism. I discovered a long time ago that I really dislike being punched in the face so I adapted this easy mode of defence, when I see someone balling up their fist and getting ready to do the MAN DANCE I simply extend my pointer finger in the erect position. When I see the fist hurtling toward me I simply move aside and direct my peter pointer projectile directly into their eye which immediately forces both eyes closed, I then use this opportunity to run as I have found that I can run faster scared than most people can angry.

My brother is a mouthy bastard at bars and I have been forced to utilize this numerous times in his defence, I put him through a Karate Kid style training regiment for this technique because I can't be driving across town just to poke someone in the eye for him. My fingers are lethal weapons and have a 100% success ratio due to the fact that I am also fast, I believe I have used this tactic over 30 times.

I remember that, the cause of a sleepless night.
Classic. :D

who or what is GINA?

MJ...try the Salford kiss.

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 288299)

who or what is GINA?

Heh I think I was trying to spell "AGAIN" but as you can see my attempt was abysmal.