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01-05-2007, 12:46 PM | #61 (permalink) |
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^^ Thats not funny...
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Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.” |
01-05-2007, 09:06 PM | #63 (permalink) |
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That was funny.But stupid at the same time
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02-07-2007, 03:04 PM | #66 (permalink) |
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Q. How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Who cares?
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02-07-2007, 03:29 PM | #67 (permalink) |
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A man walks into a confessional and tells the priest he almost cheated on his wife. When the priest inquires about how he "almost" cheated on her the man says, "well, we were nearly naked and rubbing together, but nothing actually happened." The priest replies, "Well in the eyes of god, rubbing is the same as putting it in." So the priest tell him to say ten "hail marys" and put 50 bucks in the poor box. So the man does his "hail marys" and goes up to the poor box. He sets the 50 near the hole and slides it off, pockets it, and begins to walk away. The priest stops him and tells him he needs to cleanse his sins. The man replies "Well according to you, rubbing is the same as putting it in."
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And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
02-14-2007, 04:45 PM | #70 (permalink) |
Im Just As Sweet!!!:)
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Seriously!That was the most idiotic thing I have ever seen and a big waste of time.
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Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all.. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich |
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