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Old 03-02-2007, 11:37 AM   #101 (permalink)
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:54 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I like how there's a slice of pizza available as a weapon.
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:58 AM   #103 (permalink)
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no you eat that for heath.
if you want all your haelth abck though you need to smoke a crack pipe
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:50 PM   #104 (permalink)
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old one, would be funnier if you knew the band director in my school but here:
Why is a conductor like a condom?
It's safer with one but more fun without one.
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:14 PM   #105 (permalink)
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The one and only Wesley Willis:
YouTube - Wesley Willis- Birdman Kicked My Ass Video
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:28 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Here's another Wesley Willis:
YouTube - Wesley Willis
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:04 PM   #107 (permalink)
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this might be the best Wesley Willis Vid:
YouTube - Cut the Mullet!!!!
I'm not sure why they kept showing GWB
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Old 03-26-2007, 07:39 PM   #108 (permalink)
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There was a little boy named Billy who had a bad dream about his cat dying.
Billy: "Dad!! I had a bad dream that the cat is gonna die tomorrow!!"
Dad: "Billy, it was just a dream. Don't worry about it. The cat isn't going to die."
The next day Fluffy kicked the bucket.
Billy had a another dream that his dog would die. And his dad didn't think it would happen. It did.
Billy: "Dad!! I had a dream that you're gonna die!!!!!"
Dad: "Billy, it was just a dream."
The next day the milkman bit the dust.
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Old 03-26-2007, 07:44 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Why are new yorkers afraid of the light at the end of the tunnel?




















Cause the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:57 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Lmfao. True that. No one needs their toxic waste. Also, is that pic of the headless body from an actual game or made up?
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