Rate the person above you's problematic disfunctions.
 

So, there are SO many 'rate the person above you' threads, and nearly all of them are boring the **** out of me. So I thought I'd spice it up a bit.

All you have to do tell everyone a disfunction that you have, and then the person below you will rate it, out of 10, on how problematic they feel it would be then post up something disfunctional about them, which the person below them will rate etc.

Should make a good few laughs.

So I'll start first...

I get angry when I sleepwalk, and tend to punch anything in the nearest viccinity and swear at it....

Haha Don't go to the in-laws.

Me, I have to have things clean and straight. don't ask me why, I just feel better when everything is straight. I open my drawers in my room slowly, cause everything in there is straight. I'm not too anal, I live with 5 other people, and I don't control the kitchen drawers. but my drawers, benchtop, computer desk, everything, straight.

5/10.
You have to rate the persons disfunctions on how problematic they are, Frances.

I have a tendency to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, and then I try to squirm my way out of it and just end up making it worse for myself.

well, 8/10 for the first one.

4/10 for the 2nd, we all do that.

i don't know what i should rate.. haha so hobo for your last one 5/10 cause i do that aswell and it sucks.

I get attached very easy to whomever i'm with... so attached that if i don't see him for a few days i get really emotional.

5/10 a lot of people do that well, I know I'm clingy

I'm too random. I can't have a normal converstation I go on several different tangents about details that no one cares about. I can't talk about myself or really anything relevant but I can go on and on about something boring like the French Revolution or what year a cartoon came out.

0/10
Thats not a disfunction , thats eccentricity.

Me? i`m perfect in every way

That's interesting, not too bad! 4/10 just in case you had to have a proper conversation.

I care more about animals than I do humans.

EDIT: Didn't see UH...

6/10. Animals are cool, but you can't do EVERYTHING that you can do with humans with them. Well, you could, but you would be strange.

I laugh at the most pointless times. Someone might say something unfunny which I find hilarious for some reason, so I will start crying with laughter, thinking everyone around me is also laughing, but then when I stop I realise everyone is just staring at me. This also happens at the cinema. A lot.

^2/10 normal occurence...

to much to lsit i would think..maybe my general tone of apatheticness

1/10. Apathetic people aren't all that problematic to themselves, it just everybody else that they can cause problems for and then if those others get annoyed, the apathetic ones can just shrug their shoulders and go 'meh, I don't really care'.

If I let my facial hair grow, it takes a shape almost exactly like that of George Michael's goatee.

Dear god that IS disturbing 10/10
:p:

I hate lights, this is the main source of arguments in my house, believe it or not. Imagine walking around in the dark if you don't know your way around. It's near the point of obsession now, I drive my mother mad.

0/10

Vampire goth wannabe ;)

I`m still perfect in every way

Haha I hate the sun too and I'm very pale, so maybe!

I have transgender discussions with myself in my sleep.

10/10 and also...... :laughing:

I sing when I'm with all my friends and we have a good laugh about it. But because I sing so much I now find myself singing when I'm on my own, walking down the street. People give me strange looks...

4/10 not too strange but still a chuckle


I'll randomly break out into skat singing (like jazz players) when I'm walking by myself...then I start dancing

9/10, just caused me to have a daydream involving Hitler doing 'Singing In The Rain', no idea...

Yeah, i daydream too much, makes me look psychotic, especially when im accidentally staring at someone while doing it. That and i haven't learnt anything these last two acedemic years.

6/10 everybody does that from time to time, but yeah if someone see's you they will think you should be locked up lol!!

during sex my ears go bright red! :(

8/10 That disturbs me. Mine do that when I have a cold



I'll zone out when people talk to me and sadly and un-intentionally I will look at their crotch, or it looks like it but I'll be thinking about what I'm going to do or how I'm going to get them to go away. :( I have problems.

10/10 thats freaky.. i can understand that in a fight.. but during sex.. your strange haha in a luaghable kind of way tho.. :laughing:

when i eat take out food and drink pop i get gas and, the thing is the only time i really eat take out is when my boyfriend is around. Whenever he comes over when he wants food he'll get us take out and, then all night or for the next however many days my body is all tense.. and he just makes fun of me :( haha

^ gross/10

9 for the gas, 10 for the sharing!

My disfunction? I tend to mess my life up sometimes. And make everybody hate me. That sounds really depressed, I'm not though, I like my life, being hated, by all but some real cool friends.

5/10 i dont really know how im supposed to be rating this. yea that kinda sucks.

naming one, i daydream about killing everyone in my class. once i had a dream that i cut all their heads off, and put their heads in their lockers, then i cut my hand off and nailed it to the ceiling. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10/10 Imaginary violence is the ****!

10/10

I always get rather . . . excited when I listen to Nine Inch Nails and one time we went out dancing and theyw ere playing a Nine Inch Nails song and I accidentally called him Trent.
I call him trent at least once every three months

I know you have more disfunctions, but, you couldn't fit them all in the 5000 character limit, understandably.

^ Tourettes

Me?
I have no such thing.

You don't have a life.
something you're seriously lacking

^ No sense of humour whatsoever

I really can't take you seriously after your comments pertaining to The Smiths and The Misfits.

^ but the fact is you still need a life

Like I said, I have a lot of trouble taking you seriously :rofl:

whatever

the disfunctions stopped a while ago. ill go again.

i pull my hair out and smell my fingers unknowingly. yay.

6/10 the smelling fingers thing is a little weird.


I pick my nose and have no intention in my life to quit.

0/10. That makes you a cool, anti-establishment kid.

1. I hit on my PhD supervisor's wife and she loves it.
2. A majority of my friends in Birmingham are girls, *** or very muso... so I never really get to play competitive sport with my friends because I'd cane their asses (haven't had proper footy kick about for about 2 years now).

0/10 for both...the first one is just charming, the second isn't really a disfunction, just lousy circumstances...
c'mon tom, i'm sure you can do better than that...;)


my flat looks like a bomb hit it, i am, without a doubt, the laziest person i know....dishes pile up for at least a week before i decide to wash them....my bathroom is full of dirty clothes and towels because i can't be bothered to put them in teh washer right away....i take out the garbage once i pile up some 2-3 bags of it...

one more thing...i'm so lazy...there are days when i eat nothing but a croassaint and some yoghurt....i just don't feel like chewing anything....:D

10/10

Too lazy to chew, you have reached an entirely new standard in laziness

Congrats