The Worst Thread Ever Created (metal, rock, Ronan Keating, Slipknot)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-21-2006, 02:18 PM

Just take a rock star & make up a false fact about them.I`ll start.

The whole of the budget spent on Micheal Jacksons Thriller video was used to disguise the fact that Jacko was a five foot tall bald woman called Glenda.

Muzak · 05-21-2006, 02:42 PM

Slipknot invented metal FYI!

tdoc210 · 05-21-2006, 02:52 PM

korn is infact really, just a bunch of corn

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-21-2006, 03:02 PM

Ronan Keatings song Life Is A Rollercoaster is based on an autobiographical account of the Dublin rollercoaster riots of 1936 as written by potato farmer Seamus O Crump.

mosesandtherubberducky · 05-21-2006, 03:06 PM

^it's supposed to sound fake too stupid

k, I'm really East Bay Ray

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-21-2006, 03:10 PM

Iron Maidens song 2 Minutes To Midnight was inspired by Bruce Dickensons frustration at being unable to order a cheese & pickle sandwich from room service at 11.58 one evening.

riseagainstrocks · 05-21-2006, 03:14 PM

Pig Destroyer formed after guitarist Scott Hull and vocalist J.R. Hayes met ironically enough at a chicked harvest.

cardboard adolescent · 05-21-2006, 06:33 PM

hobojesus' make hobo a mod - oh wait, sorry, misread the thread.

Right.

The band name My Bloody Valentine is a reference to an embarrasing Valentine's Day date during which Shield's hemorrhoid problem led to his date believing that he was in fact menstruating.

The situation was not resolved when Shields proceeded to show her his penis.

draxus · 05-21-2006, 09:07 PM

Marilyn Manson was seen earlier today walking out of a Bargain Barn with a pair of overalls.

Kripes · 05-21-2006, 09:09 PM

Scott Stapp is sober.

05-21-2006, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	The Worst Thread Ever Created Just take a rock star & make up a false fact about them.I`ll start. The whole of the budget spent on Micheal Jacksons Thriller video was used to disguise the fact that Jacko was a five foot tall bald woman called Glenda. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-21-2006, 02:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	korn is infact really, just a bunch of corn __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

05-21-2006, 03:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Ronan Keatings song Life Is A Rollercoaster is based on an autobiographical account of the Dublin rollercoaster riots of 1936 as written by potato farmer Seamus O Crump. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-21-2006, 03:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	^it's supposed to sound fake too stupid k, I'm really East Bay Ray __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

05-21-2006, 03:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Iron Maidens song 2 Minutes To Midnight was inspired by Bruce Dickensons frustration at being unable to order a cheese & pickle sandwich from room service at 11.58 one evening. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-21-2006, 02:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Muzak Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,050	Slipknot invented metal FYI!

05-21-2006, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	Pig Destroyer formed after guitarist Scott Hull and vocalist J.R. Hayes met ironically enough at a chicked harvest. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

05-21-2006, 06:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	hobojesus' make hobo a mod - oh wait, sorry, misread the thread. Right. The band name My Bloody Valentine is a reference to an embarrasing Valentine's Day date during which Shield's hemorrhoid problem led to his date believing that he was in fact menstruating. The situation was not resolved when Shields proceeded to show her his penis.

05-21-2006, 09:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
draxus Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canton, Georgia Posts: 94	Marilyn Manson was seen earlier today walking out of a Bargain Barn with a pair of overalls. __________________ Is'nt Here Just there With a T in front of it? So therefore, i am not here, ponder that for a moment.