The Worst Thread Ever Created (metal, rock, Ronan Keating, Slipknot)

[DontRunMeOver]

Originally Posted by boo boo

The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.

The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.

boo boo. I love you.

Water supplies in Scotland have been found to contain low levels of flouride and high levels of carotene, the combination of which has been known to contibute to aggressive behaviour, ginger hair and tone-deafness. The last feature is cited as a possible explanation for both bagpipes and Franz Ferdinand.

Paul McCartney never stopped making great tunes, the actual problem is that Noel Gallagher keep sneaking round to his house at night and stealing them. Every morning Paul McCartney wakes up to find that his tunes from the day before have gone. So far the only way he has managed to stop Noel Gallagher from stealing his good tunes is by writing rubbish ones instead.

Marving ***e's classic song "What's Going On?" is often misinterpreted as having a political theme. In reality, the song was inspired by Marvin happening upon an episode of 'Monty Pythons Flying Circus' during a relaxing evening of brandy, smack and hookers. So confused was Marv that he also wrote another song "What's happening Brother?" about a perplexed call that he made to the talking clock on exactly the same evening.