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04-09-2006, 07:36 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
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and who said goodbye?
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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm |
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04-09-2006, 07:39 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
butt say x
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live"
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Yeah I changed my mind pretty fast.
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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text" |
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04-09-2006, 08:30 PM | #14 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
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ehh...escalotor and my shoe sing gets caught and i die of internal injuries..dude wtf im not gonna get stucki in an escalator..ok i dont have shoelaces, and second of i prefer stairs
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
04-09-2006, 10:00 PM | #15 (permalink) |
SHAKE!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: On the A train.
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You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.
Beating people in chess is pretty damn cool, although seems like I'd catch him going for his bishop. |
04-10-2006, 05:23 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 18,967
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While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. Now I know I can avoid death by never going into a movie theater.. |
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04-10-2006, 05:31 AM | #18 (permalink) |
They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
Posts: 1,166
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You and a group of fellow thugs beat a pair of teenagers to death in a dark alley. A few days later you are caught by the police and imprisoned. Your cellmate is extremely hairy and massively obese. One night, while sodomising you, he falls asleep on top of you. You suffocate beneath his massive weight.
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04-10-2006, 06:09 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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