fuck you?

and who said goodbye?

Well, I took it to mean that he would not post anymore, until conditions improved.....

Is that not what you meant?

Yeah

I changed my mind pretty fast.

ehh...escalotor and my shoe sing gets caught and i die of internal injuries..dude wtf im not gonna get stucki in an escalator..ok i dont have shoelaces, and second of i prefer stairs

You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.


Beating people in chess is pretty damn cool, although seems like I'd catch him going for his bishop.

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

wee

Aww, how happy!

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.


Now I know I can avoid death by never going into a movie theater..

You and a group of fellow thugs beat a pair of teenagers to death in a dark alley. A few days later you are caught by the police and imprisoned. Your cellmate is extremely hairy and massively obese. One night, while sodomising you, he falls asleep on top of you. You suffocate beneath his massive weight.

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Is this possible? :(

If there's something wrong with the gas canister or the airbag lining then maybe. Sometimes its safer to not have airbags and to make sure that all passegers hold inflated beach-balls in front of their faces at all times. They may look stupid but IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.