the give moley porn game.
 

c'mon, im off ill all week, so i wanna wank myself silly, your all sectret perverts now link me already....

www.images.google.com

www.video.yahoo.com

there you go.

thats ****, it means i have to think up words to search, im ill, i want someone else to do that for me, *gets out **** and waits impatiently*

Check your PM's and thank me later http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...slap/flash.gifhttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/yelwink.gifhttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...slap/flash.gif

*thanks*

Be sure to go to the bottom to the archives, they are arranged by month. http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

had to delete it, thought about it, i don't fancy being banned.

I'm sad that you're ill, I am too but I think you need a girlfriend for all that sexual tension :P
Try thinking of the hottest moments or porn things you've seen and just reply them until you get hot.
Works everytime.

If you don't get warned I'm going to be pissed. I got %40 for posting lemonparty. I know a couple though. And one that owns everyone of the sites mentioned.

damn, thats a point. but im not making you all view the links, they're just there if you want them. i've got a perminent 20% warning for promoting my stuff in the lounge soon as i get here and i want it revoked! it was completely unfair! everyone start posting quick! they can't punish us all! they're too lazy!

The first time I looked at your list of sites I though I saw the phrase 'extreme midgets'. Not there though, never mind.

im not that perverse.....yet, i just have too much free time since i've been off ill.

Bridget The Midget is my favorite!!!!!
My penis would look HUGE in her hand http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

....that in itself i think makes me wanna screw atleast 1 midget before i die. :D

But could you do it without laughing?

Does it matter? She'd probably understand.

That would be tough but what about this. A contortionist (spelling?).

That Moses would be a dream come true http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...slap/hump2.gif

A contortionist? im from swansea, someone explain.

A contortionist midget.

i need a definition of the word contortionist...

For one that is impossible and for another you couldn't not laugh. And moley a contortionist is a guy or girl (it is hot if it is a girl it is wrong if it is a guy) that can bend unnaturally. Just think of the possibillities.

Its somebody who contorts their body, twists it into all different positions. For example, they might be able to put both legs behind their head to touch their ass with their feet.

ahh i see, cheers. ya learn something new every day.

i've always wondered what its like for midgets giving birth. although its not exactly something you go looking for in google videos.

Its not impossible, the midget just has to be able to (as you said) bend unnaturally. An unnaturally small and bendy woman. Just what the Junkie ordered.