i need a definition of the word contortionist...

For one that is impossible and for another you couldn't not laugh. And moley a contortionist is a guy or girl (it is hot if it is a girl it is wrong if it is a guy) that can bend unnaturally. Just think of the possibillities.

Its somebody who contorts their body, twists it into all different positions. For example, they might be able to put both legs behind their head to touch their ass with their feet.

ahh i see, cheers. ya learn something new every day.

i've always wondered what its like for midgets giving birth. although its not exactly something you go looking for in google videos.

Its not impossible, the midget just has to be able to (as you said) bend unnaturally. An unnaturally small and bendy woman. Just what the Junkie ordered.