Tommyrocker

I only know about 2 people that every call me Tom anymore. one of them being Stu (get with it, ya ****). Now its either Fisher, Pickles Or incredibly disturbingly, Fingers. Stu is saved in my phonebook as "Skimp". Going out on a drinking binge and waking up in Ibiza confronted by what can only be described as a belt for boxers on the lad was....well.......pleasant and slightly arousing.

I also have friends called Stinkbridge and Pookey. brilliant.

okay, you got me, i have no friends

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Ladies And Gentlemen, 'Chav' Has Become A Written Art.

BlueEyedSuicide

I have WAY more nicknames at home than at school
I was always Blondie in school.

Till I dyed my hair.

Now it's usually just Jes.

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ethan (is this death really you?) says:
jes id fly oover there
and slap you
except
moer like poke you
cause, slapping hurts
ethan (is this death really you?) says:
but i wouldnt poke you gently!
it would be a non-painful but still
noticeable
kind of a poke