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Stuff thats wrong with you
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Diseases Idio syncrases [sp?]/issues ...etc. ~ Well... I have a sleeping disorder. I think people are watching me...in private times. I have a "fear of abandonment" I have an interent addiction There's more too, but I'll add later |
Part deaf in my right ear.
Colourblind. |
i'm perfect
oh c'mon, you knew that was coming.... |
Dodgy knee from an old rugby injury
No feeling in the end of my middle right hand finger from almost slicing it off. Pinched nerve in the side of my face that gives me earache from time to time |
I have an injured *insert medical word here* in my knee.
Sprained Wrist. Sprained Ankle. I also have ADHD/ADD *shock =O* |
My skull is solid bone...to the core!
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I didn't think that was possible, right track...interesting.
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I also have tourettes syndrome you bunch of fuckin' wankers...bollocks twat.
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Haha classic.
.... Do you really? |
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I'm also a compulsive liar and an astronaut.
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I used to be a compulsive liar.
Ooh I'm a hypocondriact too. |
I also suffer from extreme bouts of depression that cause me to periodically ruin my life...
...I'm not kidding. ;) |
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my breath stinks. like, all the time. & im currently pissed off.
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Ooh I also have a thyroid condition.
Well. I think I do. And it runs in my family. So I bealive I do. |
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Dyslexia, or as Jimmy Carr put it 'middle class stupid'.
Some TMJ (jaw) problem which means that I get a sore jaw joint more easily than most. Quite lucky I'm straight really... |
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I'm not inbred :(
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Shame, you could have added it to the list.
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How about eating garlic, at least then you can blame it on something.
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Every time my mother- in -law leans forward to kiss me on the cheek, I get the urge to headbutt her. Is this normal?
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Some TMJ (jaw) problem which means that I get a sore jaw joint more easily than most. Quite lucky I'm straight really...[/QUOTE] Lol, yeah I have a f*cked up jaw too. It really pisses me off sometimes like when I'm talking or eating.:laughing: |
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I can be anti-social yeah... ....the muscle on my shoulder cramps up when I sleep to much..I named it carl...my very own carl...she wakes me up in the morning.... |
-tendinitis in my right elbow (volleyball)
-chronic pinched nerves in both shoulders (volleyball) -siatica (it's when the siatic nerve that runs down from your lower back down your leg get's pinched all the time, it's hereditary) -messed up knee from tearing my left acl (volleyball) -messed up knee from pulling my right mcl twice (skiing) -TMJ (judas priest mentioned it earlier) -really really weak ankle muscles from spraining both ankles i don't even know how many times (volleyball) -bruising on the right iliac and ishium bones (almost healed up, from latest crash skiing) -migraine headaches -random bouts of insomnia -and lots of random scars from many many random causes |
^ Haha you may as well not have any legs.
Slight breathing problem. Poor blood circulation, I get bluish purple hands when it's cold in winter. COOL! Semi bad posture, but I'm working on it. Oh and I got a small scar from a fricken awesome accident. But I'm not mentioning it because I still have a piddly scar, I just wanted to mention I did the most kickarse double sommersault over the handlebars of a scooter when I was like 13. That is all:D |
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chiped bone in my right elbow
scars all over my body in all places that could be shown like arms belly.. what not.. but i won't beause of the scars i get migraine headaches all the time a few times a year one after the other.. for a few months.. anti-social problems.. rather paranoid... but sometimes i think if i weren't i'd be dead right now *looks around* broken tail bone.. it hurts all the time.. if it gets really bad i have to get a back prace or soemthing... anwyays.. this happened when i was 12 very weak in the heart sense my last relationship hairy arms for a girl EW! needs to lose weight |
tendonitis in my right hand. major organization problems. i think i may have ADD but i havent been tested. compulsive spender. (which sucks).
oh and if i look straight at you...my eyes go from side to side like their vibrating or something...its strange, and it freaks people out to no end. |
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in both wrists due to spanner wielding
Big dent in my skull caused by ex and engineers hammer High blood pressure compulsion to buy old cars not very sociable recovering alcoholic |
Ewww some of those sounded really rank.
I'm a healthy bitch. Good weight, good metabolism, good immune system. Apart from a crazy toe I'm the healthiest person who actually admits it. |
I am vain and self centered
So let's talk more about me :pimp: |
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