Weird stuff at school
 

Tell the weirdest sh*t you've seen at school.

I saw a black male at school running around a group of rednecks shouting the south will rise again! Now tell me that sh*t isn't ****ed up.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I saw someone cut their eye open with safety scissors. That was something..

We did have quite a lot of fun turning the entire classroom the other way round while the teacher was out of the classroom.

The other time someone made a cake with their pubes and tried to feed it to the year below. Rough as.

Oh and at the end of the year there's always a prank, one year we had some bloke burst into the assembly with a gorilla costume on throwing bananas evrywhere , chased by a 'zoo keeper' with a water gun.

Edit: Goldfish in our water tank, just there one afternoon..

I saw a midget once.

Some people I know paid for a stripper to come to our school, that was entertaining.

i've cussed out random student in my current school...

there was a riot at my old one and 400+ student got arrested

I was drunk and tackled the tiger mascot during Marching Band on the football field in front of 1,000 people while the game was still going on.
Another time (not including me) someone crashed into the cafeteria with a truck.
That was some pretty ****ed up **** right there.

Stockyard Stoics- Occupational Hazards

I walk down the stairwell to the main floor, open the doors, and right in the middle of the main floor, there's a fat naked chick belting out "freshmen" by the verve pipe a capella. This was her "performance art"

this has happened 4 times so far this year. Only twice by this one girl.

One time my friend Luke broke his finger in Enrichment with a clip (like those heavy duty clips you put on your fridge with the magnets attached to them) out of bordem. It was pretty ****ed up...but funny. hahhaa

Then this other time, Oreo got up and sang&danced to Numa Numa in enrichment...no one said/did anything. But I cracked up.

Can't think of a song to go with that.

There was a clock in one the dumpsters at my school and a lunch ladie thought it was a bomb because she heard it ticking. In result we sat outside for half of the day before they found out it was just a clock.

When I was younger this boy just got naked and ran around the classroom and then hid in a cupboard.
Yer.

once saw a dildo in a garbage bin, then when i pointed it out to everyone, a teacher came to see what the commotion was, and took the bin away...

"dildo in the garbage bin"- elton john

my shop teacher cut off half his thumb with a scroll saw.

finger eleven

My teacher once wore a Manure Movers of America sweatshirt to school.
How cool would it be to be recognized by them?!

My 50 year old famale maths teacher naked

:yikes:

made a evil plain to spread around something that was completely true. teacher's tell everyone in the graduation class to go to the gym.. they deny everything that was going around till i stood up and **** the truth.. they could no longer deny, and so i won.. anyways sometimes spreading the truth like a wild rumor just to get the facts out there is a good thing :D

oh and two girls that weren't Gay also went to grad a few years back as a date, and slow danced and on the dance floor and made out hardcore to piss the student body off. oh yea this is in jr.high

i also was the first girl to attack another girl in school. normaly that **** only went on with guys, and normaly out back.. i stuck it to the classroom.. it was warm there :D i was also the first girl to attack a guy to, but that was in jr.high and he got in trouble for starting it strange...

random vote for batman posters around my school during the class praze votes.. hehe it was funny! batman almost won..

5 or 6 girls going to school on halloween dressed up as the dixie chicks when there's only three.

2 girls randomly sitting down in school along with everyone else chatting just before the bell goes and bonjovi - always comes on and they start singing, and everyone stops, and some peopel join in and other people just watch and walk away back words.

10-15 stoners are out back in the smoking area, and so a teacher comes out to check on us and smells weed and is walking around like mad looking for the person with it, and meanwhile no ****ting you it was past to another person right infront of the teacher but becasue there was like 10 15 people there all smoking, and together tightly because about 10 os us are getting high she can't find it.. there's like 6 joing going out plus we all have ciggy's aswell..

a retarded girl slapped the teacher in the mouth for reading to her.

the same retarded girl that grabs her own boobs in class and holds them for long periods at a time.

:laughing:

a guy entering the class with a big cut on his face

and.. my latin teacher who's respected by everyone falling in front of the class on the exam day

Why was she naked in school? Your school seems to be messed up...

maybe it was "performance art". Seems to be a pretty common excuse for people walking around naked in my school.

another odd moment was when my painting proff offered me pot in the stairwell. gotta love a fine art's college.

But a Maths teacher being naked? They always seem the type to be boring and totally not willing to let themselves go.

exactly, it's the traditional buttoned up types you have to watch out for. After so many years of uber-conservative behavior, they tend to snap, sometimes spectacularly.

Just remembered another odd moment. Back in Junior high when my severely obese social studies teacher showed up dressed as cupid. Skin tight red leotard, a diaper, wings and a sparkly red bow with sparkly red arrows. took a LOT of alcohol to kill off THOSE memory cells.

apple wars!!!! all the years: 8,9,10,11,12 at resses just ditch apples at each other... my friend got hit and had to wear a sling haha

With that in mind, snowball fights with the entire school are fun.

YES. Like that time we got snowed in at college.. They closed it at 1 in the afternoon, but no one could leave, so there was a continuous snowball fight from then until half 9. Crazy.

And, we made a killer snowman . Untill this random kid came along and kung-fu'd him to pieces :(

It doesn't snow in ATL. Which equals no snowball fights :'(

You could always scrape the frost from inside your freezer then drop it down someone's pants when they aren't looking then run away very quickly. That's what I'd do anyway.

OHHH
The day we found out our old history teacher used to be a cage dancer.
'Red Hot Reggie'
Bwhahahaha!

Well that could be a possibility.

I also remember this one time that my school was actually situated on top of a dimensional boundary place that let hell into it, and me and my friends battled demons while dealing with average teenage troubles.

(I use television as a substituion for my lack of cool memories)

Buffy owns.

I feel so lame admitting that , but ohwell.

Oh yeah, and this one time [yesterday actually] we decided not to go to any lessons, so we bought gazillions of bouncy balls from those 20p machines, and set up a stereo system outside on the campus with extension cords and shizz, and played HelloGoodbye really loudly [Yes, we're that cool] and had a huge ball bouncing orgy type thing to music. It was a lotta fun :)

I once had a slightly mentally unstable ICT teacher who said to our class that he would find out where we lived, come round our houses and kill us will we slept, took the school 2 years to get rid of him.

Also when we were at an Alkaline Trio gig my friend spotted his history teacher working as a bouncer. So my friend goes to talk to his teacher and the teacher gives him a fiver not to mention it to anyone.

If it was me I would have wanted more than a fiver to keep quiet.

Bomb scares

I accidentally lit some dudes hair on fire in the middle of class once

There was this one time in high school at the end of the day when everyone was leaving, that I was walking down the stairs and my leg gave out and I fell and dropped all of my **** in front of everyone. It's not weird but I'm sure my stories only get worse from here.

SAN FRANCISCO / Fire at school leads to arson charges - SFGate

That happened, back in junior high. I knew one of the kids that did it, too. The article neglects to mention that it was actually almost a third of the hill that was on fire. shit was fuckin scary.

In high school we had a really awful, soulless teacher named Ms.Cement. I mean, she was horrible- ripped up art student's artwork, called people worthless. Everyone knew she was just bitter because she probably hadn't gotten laid since the 70s. But yeah, she was an *******. And someone shat in her office. There were other pranks pulled against her too but that was the worst. One of the funnier ones: We hung this... sculpture from the ceiling above her desk. Every day we added something too it. It started out as a a few paper clips and some pens and by the time she noticed it we'd managed to balance a lamp shade, coathanger, one of those artist's figurine things, and a bunch of other stuff on it to. It was ****ing hilarious. "WHO PUT THAT HERE!?!?!! I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH!? THIS ISN'T EVEN ART!!!" Remember that **** like it was yesterday.