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Aux-In 09-02-2017 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1870098)
Go **** yourself that doesn't count. And you reminded me as if I needed it that my hair is starting to thin so go **** yourself with a -1/10.
The joke was that a young Dr. Phil's high school photo/avatar doesn't know his future avatar self.

Skip me.

Trollheart 09-02-2017 02:18 PM
I'm already balding so I don't care/10

Chula Vista 09-02-2017 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Aux-In (Post 1870085)
@ all y'all: ihopeidon'tgobaldwhenigetolder/10
Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

:finger:

Trollheart 09-02-2017 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1870112)
Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

:finger:
For all that bulging chess club brain, amirte? ;)

The Batlord 09-02-2017 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1870112)
Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

:finger:
I used to think that my one saving grace as a sex machine was that my family has good hair that doesn't thin or go grey beyond salt and pepper, but now that I have a growing bald spot on the top of my head and thinning hair at the corners of the top and sides of my head I'm ****ing scared. Thanks, dad, I guess. You're probably useless for even more reasons.

Aux-In 09-02-2017 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1870112)
Soon to be 58 and still have a full head'o'hair. My dad is 87 and he does too. Our foreheads are a bit larger but the crown still has plenty of fur.

:finger:
I can see you and your dad cruising around town trying to find balding guys and making fun of them like some kind of hardcore Head of Hair gang or something.

Spoiler for explains:
Just to reiterate...

Quote:
Aux-In@ all y'all: ihopeidon'tgobaldwhenigetolder/10
^^ This was Dr. Phil's high school avatar making this statement in 1969 and the all y'all is him not knowing he's talking to roughly four or five 2017 Dr. Phils.

Trollheart 09-02-2017 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1870122)
I used to think that my one saving grace as a sex machine was that my family has good hair that doesn't thin or go grey beyond salt and pepper, but now that I have a growing bald spot on the top of my head and thinning hair at the corners of the top and sides of my head I'm ****ing scared. Thanks, dad, I guess. You're probably useless for even more reasons.
You're old enough now to know: you never had any saving grace as a sex machine.

The Batlord 09-02-2017 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1870130)
You're old enough now to know: you never had any saving grace as a sex machine.
A full head of thick hair will at least distract from my exposed penis.

Trollheart 09-02-2017 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1870136)
A full head of thick hair will at least distract from my exposed penis.
Assuming she's armed with a powerful magnifying glass!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K1JFe4lz-fI/hqdefault.jpg

The Batlord 09-02-2017 02:55 PM
There's a perfectly good gif for that, *******.


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