You talking about mine? :yikes:

Congratulations, you've found a way to make cats lame. 3/10

Shut up, God.
Mind you, I believe a hammer and a two-by-four works just as well...

What, you mean hit a cat in the leg with plank of wood to injure them? You're an odd little man.

You want lame, you got lame. And no: use the hammer to hit them, the plank of wood is to brace the leg on the other side. Duh!
Obviously, I'd never hurt any animal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

I certainly did.

8/10 but I feel sorry for the fishes that have to encounter that.

What honestly about that picture is supposed to make me care?/10

Proof that men are actually just better than women. 10/10

Meh, really liked the God one. 6/10, minus one point for calling mine lame so 5/10 for you Batty. Getting bored with your multiple superhero/comic book avvys. Shoulda stuck with God. God is great, as they say.

Isbjorn: interesting but I don't speak Russian so I think the message is lost on me to some extent. Still, a good 8/10. Ah, but then you slagged mine off, so you lose a point too. 7/10

Goofle: you know what I'm gonna say. Million/10. Superb.