This cannot be denied. :)

I could start smoking weed and spray painting trains if that would make you happier.

So... how'd the drunk making out go?

Edit: You know what? Better don't tell. Chula might get too excited reading teenage sex stories.

It would actually. Honestly I don't know why you haven't taken up smoking weed already. You live like ten minutes from Amsterdam.

Might as well give you an update:

Sorry to disappoint you, but I decided to go boring, sneaking my way out of the convo in the least offensive way possible, then going to bed. Things would've gone awkward when she sobered up, and I didn't want that to happen. I've only met/seen her once in real life, the only reason I know her is because we have mututal friends and frequent the same discussion groups on Facebook.

You probably did the right thing.
I still nostalgically cringe when remembering some of the teenage awkwardness following such booze-fueled shenanigans.

Well, I'm still hella confused about where this is going, though I should probably be talking about it in PM instead. Wanna help a bro out?

Sure, man. PM away.
But I'll probably fall asleep pretty soon, so you'll have to wait till tomorow for my incredible wisdom.

When I first saw it, I be thinkin' 5/10. But, it has grown on me, so I'll serve up an 8/10. Would've been 10/10 if it came with the appropriate seizure warning.

Not really a fan to be honest. Looks squashed and I'm not huge on the character anyway. 5/10