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01-16-2006, 12:27 AM | #42 (permalink) |
The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
Posts: 2,504
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I will have successfully formed my own religion worshipping the late Dale Earnhardt (I already have a militant riding in the Southern United States), I will successfully divert all church funds away from the Earnhardt family and into my pockets. I really don't care one way or another about Dale Earnhardt however I know how easily Southerners are misled. Religion is the only way to become FILTHY rich, and yes I am a genius.
The whole worshipping of false idols is a big grey area and I am determined to profit from it. |
01-16-2006, 04:30 AM | #44 (permalink) |
that's my war face.
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,418
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My cult, where you try to regrow hamsters and can't speak Spanish, will have a cult war with either/or's cult. Due to our superior knowledge and power, we will recruit the services of none other than the American President, Paula Abdul. She will enlist her army to attack either/or, who will go into hiding for 2 months. However, when he returns, he enlists the help of the English queen (Madonna) who launches the British army against the USA army. This results in World War 3 (USA now owns the whole world-Australia is turned into a big McDonalds.) and it eventually ends up in the whole world being destroyed! However, just as the world is about to be destroyed, I will have used my backup army, the now civilised planet of Mars, to collect me from the destructive earth. They rescue me and take me back to their planet, where I make sweet love with the King's daughter, Klik Klik Derk, and have 19 alien babies. Only 2 live.
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01-16-2006, 06:21 PM | #47 (permalink) | |
Elevator to the moon
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,088
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