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Person below me has a health class.

Had
the person below me has ddr in their room?

Yuppers!

Person below me watches Family Guy religiously

all Hail Peter

the person below me has a guiatr and cant play worth ****s

That is SO me. I also have a bass that I am equally proficient at.

Person below me is watching Futurama right now.

Nah.

The person below me has gym class tomorrow?

I havent had gym class in five years.

Person below me still buys Cds

goddamn right. The person below me...hmm...what's a good one? The person below me thinks that Lois' meatloaf is "rather shallow and pedantic."

shallow AND padantic, quite

person below me has a scary monkey in their closet

How'd you guess?! The person below me yelled obscenities at Peter when he found out he was retarded instead of a genius.