Only tapioca and maybe some chocolate...

The person below me likes to swim.

Nope.

The person below me would've left Jack tied up at the bottom of the Titanic...(random, I know but we were debating that in this class for some insane reason)

yeah
because id be liek oh **** bitch, gotsa get on one of those lifeboats

Ok?
Person below me has a boat.

I wish
The person below me has a furari.Its a car I dont know how to spell

My parents can't afford an old toyota
Person below me is doing homework.

Hellz no I dont do homework
the person below me happens to be jacking off right now?

I don't do that
Person below me hates me.

Maybe...just j/k
the person below me ate cereal for breakfast

Hm, no.

The person below me is a hippie.