False
The person below me loves a Loser :)

True!;)
The person belwo me loves to eat mustard out of the jar!''eww;;

No way
Person below me likes to eat meat.

Not really
The person belwo me is a vegetarian

False
The person below me likes pepporoni pizza.

Moreso cheese, but I like that too!

The person below me just got the the computer after taking a shit.

True *flushes*
Person below me is tan.

True
The person below me hates turtles

False (slow and steady wins the race)
person below me types fast.

True
The person belwo me types really slow