False (see how annoying it gets?)

The person below me thinks this thread has had its day and we all need to move on...

agree

period.

Its not locked..

The person below me things I am an idiot because I bump old threads.

false

the person below me is uber fugly

False
well then again i wouldnt know but the person below me masterbates to there sister

false

the person below me was born pre-mature

true.

the person below me is a loser

True

person below me likes music no one's heard of

True
The person below me is afraid to go outside

^false.

The person below me is narcoleptic