lol nope.


the person below me can be described as "a purpled pantaloon"

Yes.

The person blow me hates the wind?

no i love the wind

then person below me is a sex offender

Not in any shape or form.

The person below me has stolen a large sum of money?

no

the person below me has a chicken and porn night

Every Tuesday without fail.


The person below me got DQ'd from any form of an election because of blatant insubordination in their election speech.

No.

The person below me is a virgin?

Nope.

The person below me has graduated high school?

Almost True The Person Below me has there tongue pierced!?!

Nah

The person below me is a bass player