Not that I know of
Person below me has a sixth sense.

yes,
the person below me would eat a goldfish if dared to do so

umm no,

person below me is cross eyed

No
Person below me would go to the bathroom next to a tree if there isn't a bathroom near by.

Yup, and its a shorter walk to the backyard than to the bathroom, so I'm gonna head to a tree in a minute. Its called outdoor plumbing, it is the reason that women will never be equal to men :rofl: :rofl: .

The person below me could really go for a pepsi right now.

nope, i only drink water and fruit juice...bit of a health addict, haha

Person below me has cut their own hair

I shave (my face), that counts.

Person below me prefers muffins to doughnuts.

No dougnuts kick butt
Person below me has drank an entire gallon of milk in an hour.

false
lmao

the person below would rather 'doo' paris hilton and george bush at the same time insted of 'dooing' a horse.

hell yeah!

the person below me drinks coffee until they puke.