you don't know me too well.

i'll give you tickets to the upcoming wrestle mania (whenever it is)

You get tickets to some motocross.

YEAH!!!!


^A massaging Lazy-Boy recliner

you get a flat screen plasma tv

^some freestyle rhyme skills so i can finally get some competition up in here

I dunno, gas card? who couldnt use that right now?

no joke



^olive garden gift certificate

I'd treat you to olive garden with my certificate

Chastity Belt

An ornate, handcarved Jamaican bong.

^a one way ticket to fargo:D

a gun
so he'd revolutionize wrestling

^scolarship

^ a nipple-less bra

A lolita doll dress.

(did i do good?)

EDIT: Sorry I didn't see that. For MJ, just a Lolita :p

^years supply of makeup

haha you know me well, dear boy.

a wrestling dvd?

i got nipples i don't need a nippless bra, maybe my sis for breastfeeding, not me:tramp:

oojay, back stage pass to paris hilton for you

I hope thats a euphamism


^baby clothes for your niece:D

thanks for the clothes

and some wrestling action figures for you

^Pirates of the Caribbean DVD box set

A trip to.......*drum roll* DISNEY WORLD!

The h&m underwear set with pinkandpurple dots/stripes and checkers.
You'll love them!

^a pair of num-chucks

boys kimono^

???????????????what an odd gift:confused:


^a cook book

^ pen-is

^virginity......wait, youve already got that.




um.....some clown shoes:D

^ that new wrestling vid game that came out/ is coming out

Some humility

haha WWE SmackDown! vs. Raw 2007:love:



^some leather hooker boots

(Edit: Urb beat me to it, but he can have some hooker boots too)

I already have some thanks

^ a hooker to go with the boots

^a digital camera

^ a chicken burrito

^a cactus

^ a six pack (abs)

A DIY euthanasia kit. ;)

^ a golden toilet

A golden shower.