I'd get you a soccerball. Take your mind off wrestling.

Some kneepads
........for your wedding night;)

a britney spears blow up doll

^cd of utada hikaru

complete with syphillis?

I thought you already had it

nooo thats you, silly ;)

:rofl:

i do not have any STDs or STIs.

but thanks for the concern :)

I'll give you MURDER JUNKIE for a night

^wrestling lessons

as many times as I kicked your ass you shuold be begging me for lessons.

in fact that's what my gift to you is. wrestling lessons. :)

^unnabridged edition of "humor for dummies":laughing:

unabridged version of "53* for dummies"

an orgy for raine

typing lessons

that was intentional. In an effort to practice self control I'm avoiding certain words in certain threads.

lessons in telepathy

907 17 (1337 15 50 5n33ky)

some blank CD's:D

you're teasing me now.

an orange jumpsuit

I give myself a conjugal visit with Scarlett Johansson:pimp:

since I didn't get a gift I'll give myself one, a date with james franco and mark wahlberg.

but since i'm nice I'll give you a cold awful cup of coffee

^a bottle of "Slut-B-Gone":laughing:

since I know you like th eslut in me, I'll pretend I didn't see that.

^ a blind date with rosie o'donnell

^ a blind date with Andy Milinokis

a blind date with lance bass

^a blind date with "Ravishing" Rick Rude:laughing:
http://wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Images2/rude2.jpg

^ bill's mom's number

^a RHYMEFESTkillah mixtape:laughing:

your wife is . . . . (drum roll please)

http://web.mit.edu/vap/images/work/t...bearded_tn.jpg


Can't wait to see what the kids look like :laughing:

prolly sumthin like this:
http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/sim...le-bee-man.gif

^ I'll give yuo a jar, sicne you're obviously gonna be collecting a lot of honey :laughing:

^a pillow thats good for smothering

^ a nice hot cup of hot cocoa with amrshmellows and whipped cream

awwwwwww. some reese's peanut butter cups and a frappuccino.

I'll give you back the reeses siec I don't eat those.

and i'll give you a book of poetry.

^iTunes

A puppy.

half life (vid game)

^original Nintendo NES with Super Mario Bros. and Duckhunt

i hate duck hunt

i'll give you a sega genesis complete with pac man

^the 24 hr wrestling channel, on your NEW.........................64 inch plasma TV!!!!!! come on down!!!!!!