a cold shower for you *hehe*

^gift certificate to the tattoo parlor of your choice:D

^ a kama sutra (signed by me) :)

ewwww! the pages are stuck together:nono:



ummm......a bathing suit and a beach towel so you can act out that "Kimona" video for me;)

^ a non stickeid book on engaging in . . carnal pleasures (or in our case sins)

haha, a bible and some holy water.

you should've been a priest. I wouldn't have minded if you touched me. :laughing:

^ some sponge bob square pants boxer shorts

yeah!!!



^a spongebob thong

not my usual attire . . . . . .

^ a hunting rifle

thnx, whats Nancy Pelosi's address again? (j/k)




^a Dolby 5.1 Digital Surround Sound System