you don't know me too well.

i'll give you tickets to the upcoming wrestle mania (whenever it is)

You get tickets to some motocross.

YEAH!!!!


^A massaging Lazy-Boy recliner

you get a flat screen plasma tv

^some freestyle rhyme skills so i can finally get some competition up in here

I dunno, gas card? who couldnt use that right now?

no joke



^olive garden gift certificate

I'd treat you to olive garden with my certificate

Chastity Belt

An ornate, handcarved Jamaican bong.