^a bottle of "Slut-B-Gone":laughing:

since I know you like th eslut in me, I'll pretend I didn't see that.

^ a blind date with rosie o'donnell

^ a blind date with Andy Milinokis

a blind date with lance bass

^a blind date with "Ravishing" Rick Rude:laughing:
http://wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Images2/rude2.jpg

^ bill's mom's number

^a RHYMEFESTkillah mixtape:laughing:

your wife is . . . . (drum roll please)

http://web.mit.edu/vap/images/work/t...bearded_tn.jpg


Can't wait to see what the kids look like :laughing:

prolly sumthin like this:
http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/sim...le-bee-man.gif

^ I'll give yuo a jar, sicne you're obviously gonna be collecting a lot of honey :laughing: