Try it - it's great fun!!! When you're pissed, it doesn't matter whether you can dance or not.

I dont think I can say I'll never do something.
It might just happen.
I might say I'll never kill anyone, then end up having to. Or something.
Pssh.

[QUOTE=cheeseman]i think it was sarcasm.

i'm 18 not 12

blow myself up
and i'll attempt not to blow up the chemestry lab on the college campus.... even if i'm taking chemistry

Why, streaking is really fun. Only done it twice and it was awesome.

1. Think Nicolas Cage is a good actor
2. Go to Church

Lmao, best thread ever to bring back, just read the first couple of pages because it gave me something to add to my sig that Ethan should never have gotten rid of.

Be happy when.

1. United lose.
2. City win.

Thanfully that's not very often.

You obviously have'nt seen him in LEAVING LAS VEGAS. Great movie and performance.

hahaha, wow...those didnt last long. although if i change "smoke" to "smoke cigarettes" that ones still standing.

heres some new ones:
1. go to vegas willingly
2. date a guy who doesnt ski/board, purely from a logistical standpoint

uhm...yeah...changing

1. do any kinds of drugs
2. sell any kinds of drugs

Get a pedicure
Get a massage by a man

Never bank on it :\ oh wait...aren't you a dude? fair point, but you never know. :|

1)Vote.
2)play the lotto.

1)Vote (good one)
2)Get a sex exchange.

why would you never vote?

1. Do drugs.
2. Play "Yes We Can" on Guitar Hero II again.

1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna let you down

Also

1. Never gonna run around and desert you
2. Never gonna make you cry

Also

1. Never gonna say goodbye
2. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I will never.

1. Refuse a threesome with hot bisexual twin sisters or a foursome with hot bisexual triplet sisters.

2. Eat my own weight in peanuts during one sitting.

:rofl:

Haha now thats creative.

I will never.....

1. Have sex with my sister,

2. Be able to punch Victoria Beckham in the face, knock her to the ground, stamp on her head and set David Beckham free.

i luld

2 things I will never do in my life?

Stop being so damn up with the "cool cats" and their "groovy" lingo.

Turn my nutsack into a tobacco pouch.

ROFL

Paris Hilton
Britney Spears

You wouldn't do these two? why not? just think of all the money you would make selling your story to the press! It mght even make you famous!
(anyone got Britney's and Hiltons phone numbers?...I deserve to be rich)

1: Leap facefirst from speeding car to pavement (on purpose, anyway)
2: Shake a baby - they're better stirred

1. go a day without finding something I want to vandalize, but can't....
2. makeout with a dead puppy

Heroine and phycial man love. Unless some crazy **** happens and I hit rick bottom living on the street and resort to physical man love for heroine.

Also, wouldnt ever **** a big fishes brains out like a boss, thats just dumb.