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I will never.....
1. Have sex with my sister, 2. Be able to punch Victoria Beckham in the face, knock her to the ground, stamp on her head and set David Beckham free. |
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2 things I will never do in my life?
Stop being so damn up with the "cool cats" and their "groovy" lingo. Turn my nutsack into a tobacco pouch. |
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Paris Hilton
Britney Spears |
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(anyone got Britney's and Hiltons phone numbers?...I deserve to be rich) |
1: Leap facefirst from speeding car to pavement (on purpose, anyway)
2: Shake a baby - they're better stirred |
1. go a day without finding something I want to vandalize, but can't....
2. makeout with a dead puppy |
Heroine and phycial man love. Unless some crazy **** happens and I hit rick bottom living on the street and resort to physical man love for heroine.
Also, wouldnt ever **** a big fishes brains out like a boss, thats just dumb. |
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